Red Sox fans blame God in Thurs. loss vs. FLA, cite PEDs

BOSTON, Ma. – Red Sox fans today were avid in blaming God for causing the Red Sox to lose vs. Florida on Thursday.  Accusations were flying that God was seen using PEDs before the game. 

“Did you see that rain?” , asked Sully O’Sullivan of Natick, “What kind of God can keep that kind of rain up so long and so consistently?  Somethings fishy.”

Also in the mix were claims that God was seen discussing the Yankee Stadium winds with Yankee manager Joe Girardi, and accusations that on  the first homerless night in Yankee Stadium, the rain causes a Red Sox loss.