Yanks Win Series, “Yankees Suck” says Red Sox fan

New York, NY-  The Yankees won their 27th World Series Championship after besting the Phillies in Game 6 by a score of 7-3. 

Many fans of the disappointed Phillies (and the lifeless Red Sox fans) have started the perennial complaint about the Yankees payroll, and how they shouldn’t be allowed to spend their money.

In other news, MLB has announced recently that people with stronger biceps will be forced to slice them in half and share them with their weaker counterparts.  Anyone with height exceeding 6’0″ will be forced to undergo a nonvoluntary footectomy.  Anyone an age under 25 will be forced to submit to with doctor Hazaloo’s soul drain in order to level the playing field.